Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 07, 2024

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

dylan piper

Dylan Piper is a amazing brother or boy friend. He works really hard. And never let's you down.He always says I love you and gives you a hug or a hive five.So if you ever find him give him a hive five or a hug.

Dylan Piperis the best boyfriend.

by Dylan Piper February 03, 2018

yellow piper

Somebody who pees standing up and their piss gets all over the seat and floor.

You're such a fucking yellow piper Bobby, put the seat up next time you dick!

by DracoTKSRadio April 08, 2014

Piper townend

A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.

That girl is so cute

It's a Piper townend

by Finn fuck June 25, 2019

Mr. Piper

Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.

dicks out
cheeks spread
who you fucking?
Mr. Piper or Dream

by Geoffrey is Jewish November 02, 2021