Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
Get the how many apples can fit in an empty basket?mug. A hyperbolic epithet for (1) a Catholic cleric who promotes questionable liturgical practices, or (2) those questionable practices themselves. Frequently shortened to "chickens in Westphalia."
Originating as a reference to a strange performance held in a Catholic cathedral in Germany in the summer of 2025, the phrase has since taken on a life of its own on the Catholic internet.
In May 2025, an art group known as Bodytalk performed an interpretive dance in the transept of Panderborn cathedral in Germany which involved the use of plucked chickens dressed in baby diapers as props. During the controversy which ensued following the event, a spokeswoman for the dance company defended the performance by saying that it was simply an homage to the agricultural heritage of the local region. "There are many chickens in Westphalia," she said.
Originating as a reference to a strange performance held in a Catholic cathedral in Germany in the summer of 2025, the phrase has since taken on a life of its own on the Catholic internet.
In May 2025, an art group known as Bodytalk performed an interpretive dance in the transept of Panderborn cathedral in Germany which involved the use of plucked chickens dressed in baby diapers as props. During the controversy which ensued following the event, a spokeswoman for the dance company defended the performance by saying that it was simply an homage to the agricultural heritage of the local region. "There are many chickens in Westphalia," she said.
Man, (Father So and So)'s gone full "chickens in Westphalia" what with installing those big-screens in the sanctuary.
Dude. Some of these youth Masses are downright "chickens in Westphalia."
I'd say that I am liturgically liberal, but I hesitate because when you say that what some people hear is "there are many chickens in Westphalia.
Dude. Some of these youth Masses are downright "chickens in Westphalia."
I'd say that I am liturgically liberal, but I hesitate because when you say that what some people hear is "there are many chickens in Westphalia.
by Su Do Nim October 14, 2025
Get the There are many chickens in Westphaliamug. Mani is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet in life. literally the coolest person until you set her off i'd fuck her if i had a chance, she's a chill, outgoing person, she's all about MONEY, Mani is the person you would want to be with forever, she's loyal, but she's a little liar sometimes, Other than that she's an awesome girl.
by facts3756 April 7, 2023
Get the Manimug. A term for when you're talking in general about a group of people to make sure you don't come off as a bigot
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
Get the Not All But Too Manymug. There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug. Doblo, Lolswag, Dombom, Holort, Bongo…
There are many Manies in the world and they are a religion. They are supercreatural beings with big pipi.
There are many Manies in the world and they are a religion. They are supercreatural beings with big pipi.
by Blackboard has to work April 26, 2022
Get the maniesmug. i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020
Get the God has many names but his most famous is Garfieldmug.