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Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard
Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops
by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023
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the signal stretch

when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010
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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.
by riolofit February 21, 2013
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011
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Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.
Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020
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