Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Perpen

A sillier way to say person

I’m drawing a perpen

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Perper Twerk

Perper Twerk is when you shake ur butt and twerk with your perper

Look at her she can perper twerk

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.

We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.

by BonBon1987 August 8, 2021

Peripansexual

It's being straight but using a fancy long word because that what we like doing now a days

Dave: Yeah I'm peripansexual

Andrew: What does that even mean?
Dave: It means I only like women
Andrew: Then why didn't you just say straight?

Dave: I want to be different....

by Hogsworth the III September 18, 2021

Perpetuniaty

Forever: archaic; as it relates to petunias The length of time (forever) that you must spend watering, fertilizing, and grooming petunias in order for them to look nice every day. b. In Perpetuniaty.

Her petunias are positively singular! I see her out my window spending hours every days watering and trimming them. Indeed that is what it takes to maintain petunias looking so splendid even into the early autumn. Day after day, year after year she tends to them with the care of a mother koala to her joey. I don't imagine she will ever stop with her petunia--she is liable to continue on in perpetuniaty.

by flwrchld September 27, 2021

Perpetual

Going in forever

This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours

by Yeetus tha September 28, 2021