A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond
by Natpeterson November 23, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. by Among us Gamer October 2, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel is Someone who thinks they are all that.Just really ugly, just like there wannabes “hoes”. They have anger issues the need to solve. They act like they know everything. They are really dumb.
by (:(you decide April 9, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada
Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego
Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego
Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!
by Rodrigoproo9 November 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Ángelmug. A real VaMp*; 🧛🏻, has the biggest hardest cock with a uncircumcised creamy roughy tip, the best soccer player to exist, number one wanted fugitive for having to much pussy, el chapos son
by Vampstar November 22, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023
Get the Miguel Salamancamug.