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micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.
Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019
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Micheal

The biggest simp ever!

He will only simp for people called Lizzie

And seb is sigma
Dude that @micheal is simping for Lizzie again
by Sigma seb May 24, 2025
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