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ice cream masturbation

The act of walking back from an ice cream machine while you use the ice cream cone as a dick and make it look like you're groping it back and forth while you moan.
Sean was doing an ice cream masturbation while Mr. Hammer watched and smiled.
by Sean Coughlin January 24, 2008
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Ice Cream Sandwich

When doing anal with a female, the female would proceed to shit on the male's dick while the male ejaculates all over the shit, mixing together, to create an ice cream sandwich. The male will then force the female to eat the "Ice Cream Sandwich" in hopes of trying to seduce her.
I gave my girlfriend a huge ice cream sandwich for her birthday.
by MaxiuB October 17, 2014
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ice cream truck

"You lookin fine homey. Back that ice cream truck up."
by Broxa Garde November 4, 2003
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Ice Cream Sundae

When you pack a bowl and its so full the weed is sticking out of the top like a scoop of ice cream in an ice cream sundae
Emma: hey let's smoke a lot tonight!
Hamilton: I think we'll have to burn a couple ice cream sundaes for sure.
by thehamburglarrs July 19, 2011
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Vanilla Ice Cream

What white girls eat when they are sad and desperate, this can usually lead to living alone with 30 cats wile watching Friends on Teen Nick.
"Hey Sally why are u crying?"

"Because Ryan broke up with me."
"Now i'm hungry and i'm eating vanilla ice cream."
"You desperate Bitch!"
by rouch67 October 25, 2014
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fried ice cream

At the point of ejaculation, you aim your semen directly onto your testes. You then let it dry, and notice how the mounds resemble fried ice cream. Then you can enjoy the dried semen covered testes, or a friend can enjoy.
I hate waiting for my semen to dry, im too excited to enjoy a serving of fried ice cream
by Clayton25 March 19, 2008
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