Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
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Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head
by TheDutchBaker February 03, 2012
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Cookie-Down

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.
You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.
by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009
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grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks
gimme some o dem grandma cookies
by dat_boi6969 December 08, 2017
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herb cookie

herb cookie is a epic healer cookie from the game cookie run kingdom. he is well known for his iconic slide sound effect "hoo hoo."
"omg guys i got herb cookie in crk!!"
by memerstansalmondcookie November 13, 2021
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Sugar Cookie

A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!
Mike: "Dave, these sugar cookies are amazing!"
Dave: "Thanks Mike, I made them with my grandmas recipe"
by Kamel23 May 01, 2018
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cookie call

another phrase for 'phone sex'
person 1: "why didn't you go out with the boys yesterday?"
person 2: "sorry bro, i was having a cookie call with my missus"
by ashunz November 10, 2020
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