Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head

"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."

by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

Cookie-Down

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.

You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

herb cookie

herb cookie is a epic healer cookie from the game cookie run kingdom. he is well known for his iconic slide sound effect "hoo hoo."

"omg guys i got herb cookie in crk!!"

by memerstansalmondcookie November 13, 2021

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

Sugar Cookie

A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!

Mike: "Dave, these sugar cookies are amazing!"
Dave: "Thanks Mike, I made them with my grandmas recipe"

by Kamel23 June 1, 2018

cookie call

another phrase for 'phone sex'

person 1: "why didn't you go out with the boys yesterday?"
person 2: "sorry bro, i was having a cookie call with my missus"

by ashunz November 9, 2020