by mswordsmith November 30, 2010
Get the boo biscuit mug.N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
Get the biscuit wanker mug.Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014
Get the floating biscuit mug.A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
by mr.basic December 10, 2016
Get the scrunge biscuit mug.That cake was delicious. It really tickled my flavor biscuits.
That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.
I’m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!
That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.
I’m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!
by SimplySammi September 4, 2019
Get the Flavor biscuits mug.Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
by CBromberg March 26, 2017
Get the Skunk biscuit mug.I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017
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