National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

National AR wildpony day

October 26th is where we commemorate the day we lost contact with pony :((((
He blocked us on Xbox after we played Indian music in a ranked game of siege 😭😭😭

Person a: what day is it today
Person d: (crying) it is national AR wildpony day, the day he was lost

*sad vibes*
Both: Alexa play decpacito

by Mr ghost and qr mango October 26, 2020

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

National Long Nose Day

November 25th is national long nose day

I’m so excited for National long nose day

by Jade won clowney October 23, 2020

National eat pussy day

October 1st, national day to eat pussy

I’m going over babygirl house on Oct, 1st for national eat pussy day

by DeeAnde7 July 14, 2019

National Little Dick Day

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

by NOCALLERID May 15, 2020