Simp

anyone named ryland or anyone one with the last name hames. simps can also be spotted using gamertags such as Lil jazzie or deltus fetus. this is the most simpiest form of simps

that nigga jazzie a simp

by JazzieIsacertifiedsiml May 22, 2020

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Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

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simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

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A simp( also known as a ruben) is putting a girls interests over the boys and favoring a females opinion over the boys

Person 1: Lmao jeremiah is being such a simp
Person 2: omg ikr he loves sophie wayyy to much

by David beardsworth March 21, 2020

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this is what you say when you want to suck and inhale someone man power or man puss. meaning sperm or cum after sucking their dick and making them orgasm and the man with good taste cum taste very good and only like good girls do it and not sluts who been with everyone. to suck and inhale man power or man puss.

you a simp.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022

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