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Simp

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
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simp

a man with no spine. deletes tinder after talking to a girl for a week. wouldn't give someone mouth to mouth because he has a girlfriend. often comes in the form of men named Ryland Willamson.
wow that Ryland guy is such a simp
by scandanavianclown April 22, 2020
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Simping

The unilateral serving of women from men, including all forms of flattery, emotional support, and ego boosting WITHOUT RECIPROCATION in the hope of gaining sexual favors or moral status as "a good guy" or "nice guy" in order to gain sexual favors from other women of the targeted "simping" social/social media following groups.

This term does not apply for women towards men, because men do not lose interest or respect for women willing to put effort, kindness, and resources into them, with the exception of sexual favors given freely without much effort or reciprocation. I.e. a slut.

In essence, the old term of slut/slag has been reimagined and reconfigured to fit today's issue of pathetic men from uninhibited women.
Tony is simping for Angela. He keeps giving her all these gifts, buying her lunch, and telling her how hot and amazing she is, but she don't give him the time of day and just gets her back blown out by the basketball team. It's sad man.
by Frontburner April 8, 2023
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Simping

A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male
John Doe is Simping behind his wife today
by bigdbanga November 1, 2023
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simp

anybody named Dylan.
Dylan was simping out to the new girl in algebra.
by adderall daddy February 5, 2020
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Simp

You.
You are a simp.
by Grape jelly January 16, 2023
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Simp

by d3rick May 4, 2022
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