National Leo Hatred Day

September 9th
A day solely dedicated to the utter and unabiding hatred reserved only for the incalculably strange and perverse individuals who are addressed as ‘Leo’

Yo, its National Leo Hatred Day!
Thank God, I fucking hate that guy.

by MC SQF DAD August 20, 2020

National finger a nerd day

June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm

A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .

by Texas68 June 25, 2020

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

National Long Nose Day

November 25th is national long nose day

I’m so excited for National long nose day

by Jade won clowney October 23, 2020

National AR wildpony day

October 26th is where we commemorate the day we lost contact with pony :((((
He blocked us on Xbox after we played Indian music in a ranked game of siege 😭😭😭

Person a: what day is it today
Person d: (crying) it is national AR wildpony day, the day he was lost

*sad vibes*
Both: Alexa play decpacito

by Mr ghost and qr mango October 26, 2020

National Pock Fod Day

On March 5 Its National Pock Fod Day. A Day To Pock Someone's Anyone's Forehead Slap It Punch It Do What Ever To It

Person 1: Yo bro it's national pock fod day

Person 2: Don't slap my forehe...

Person 2 Got Slaped To Death

by P4katyusha October 27, 2020

National show a tit day

On October 27th, you have to show him your titties. What can I say, take advantage of it lol

Danny - “yo bro did you know it’s National show a tit day?”

Isaiah - “nah bro, thanks for the heads up my guy”

by thetwoinchdestroyer October 27, 2020