Simp

A lot of people think its like being just obsessed with a person. But its more depressing than that.

Simp is like: when you "love" someone someone and sacrifice your life for them, be insanely obsessed. Untill you find out they were just playing with you and theyre dating others. It hurts..
-ghost(kade)

by Ghostneverlied March 10, 2021

Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

simp

Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.

Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!

by lilyman September 17, 2020

Simp

A person named Phuc

Phuc is a simp.

by Pajongrunhkij September 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.

"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."

by YugeGoon January 28, 2021

Simp

Sora The Troll

Sora is a simp ; Sora The Simp

by TheUnknownShiver August 7, 2020