National ruin relationship day

The day you post receipts, screenshots, pictures or videos, any proof, that will ruin a relationship due to one or more partner being unfaithful.

*him/her being flirtatious towards you*

y/n: no way!
*shows proof*
y/n: i cant wait to post this on national ruin relationship day!

by $uperGremlinDTA April 15, 2022

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

National Jelly Bean Day

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!

Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.

by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

National AR wildpony day

October 26th is where we commemorate the day we lost contact with pony :((((
He blocked us on Xbox after we played Indian music in a ranked game of siege 😭😭😭

Person a: what day is it today
Person d: (crying) it is national AR wildpony day, the day he was lost

*sad vibes*
Both: Alexa play decpacito

by Mr ghost and qr mango October 26, 2020