Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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The final peak, the absolute madness of boredom. You have hopskipped the entire fucking keyboard.
guy: HOPSKIP THE KEYBOARD!

guy 2: lmao bet z1qa2xsw3ced4vrf5bgt6nhy7muj,8ik9.ol0/p;-'=\
by boradora September 06, 2022
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P-trolin

P-trolin: To watch with great attention and observe pimps and players. ( its like a player radar).
lets say we were in a bar:

( Guy 1- YO son, watchu doin kid.

Guy 2- notin son, just chillin by the bar, P-trolin to see wat my competition is lookin like tonight. u know i gotta scan the joint b4 I put my game down.

Guy- yeah u right, fasho. I heard that there be alota players up in here tonight. so it might be hard for u to get a peice tonight son lol.............................)
by pezzy wezzy July 21, 2006
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Ceasefire P

Also know as Latina P, Fuck fest P, Balenciaga P and originally Dodge Peck, Ceasefire P is a local San Fernando Valley jihadist when in the bathroom. Ceasefire P owns several laundromats in the valley however will only do laundry at home however is too lazy to fold his clothes so when his laundry is done, he puts it right back into the hamper. CeaseFire P lives for freeing Gaza into his toilet after dining at Michelin 5 star restaurants. He makes sure his gut is free of Palestinians as he's constantly Freeing Palestine especially while traveling to foreign countries.
One time in Bogota Colombia, Ceasefire P freed Palestine over twenty five times in a weeks span.
by Jake Pounder March 09, 2024
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Alyssa p.

someone who is gay as shit but is loved by all
Alyssa p. Is a sexc beast and is one of a kind we love her.
by Neidjsrbfi June 29, 2020
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Ashley P

Ashley P is like the best person ever.
by green sausage December 07, 2021
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Chrissy P

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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