Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 23, 2012

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Ruby Tuesday

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.

"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

Turnt Tuesday

Turnt Tuesday is the day to be rambunctious and incite tomfoolery. Tis the day to get turnt on Tuesday. It is the day after Monday and before Wednesday also the National weekday holiday

“Wanna get fucked up” -RSN
“It’s Tuesday, no” -simple person

“But it’s turnt Tuesday”

by Dlenz October 18, 2023