meat loaf

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

leave loaf

To take a shit.

I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 10, 2017

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021