flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
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Antonio Garcia

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My boyfriend Antonio Garcia is so amazing.
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Antonio F Galarosa

He is industrious, loyal and faithful. He loves to sleep and learning new things.
Antonio F Galarosa don't be afraid to commit mistakes because it becomes your path to success!
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Antonio :)

Antonio is a really adorable funny guy whos always there when you need him his a really sweet caring loving person with a good heart a really loveable trust worthy guy one of the smartest kindest person you will ever meet and with a perfect smile:)
Antonio :)

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San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.
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Antonio (no friends)

A gay fat boy who is very annoying. Antonio has the ability to annoy anyone in a second most likely girls. He has been known to do strange acts such as dreaming about boys .
Yo whos the weirdest on our school.
Antonio (no friends)
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Antonio and Jaylen

Jaylen And Antonio are the best of friends Antonio or Tony is the mean nice type of person he fun to date and who’ll treat a girl like a princess also very charming Jaylen his bestie he is calm cool and awesome he never get annoyed with Antonio if is annoyed with anybody Antonio is their to cheer him up The same with Jaylen always making people laugh and cares about his friends That is why they are the best of friends
Guy one is that Antonio and Jaylen

Guy 2 yea don’t mess with them

Girl Antonio is cute
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