chicken scratch

when you have an itch and scratch so much you make a rash or damage the skin until bleeding

when you have crabs and scratch your balls until they bleed this is called chicken scratch

by kingjimmy2 December 25, 2007

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bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.

Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.

by laraza May 06, 2011

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Chicken scratch

The way my stupid fucking fag of a friend writes

Wow faggot you write so shit what is this chicken scratch?

by Chide man 3000 March 14, 2018

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chicken scratch

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!

"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

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henry healthy scratch

a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.

"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."

by galvan December 22, 2004

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