mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.

1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.

by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006

Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Ur sister a mister

The worse possible insult above "ur mom gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny a tranny" and "ur granpap a trap"

James: lol ur mom gay
Holden: ur dad lesbian
James: ur granny a tranny
Holden: ur granpap a trap
James: well ur sister a mister
Holden: *shrivels up and dies*

by Stakeynya May 13, 2018

Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

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by Andyle June 11, 2022