mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010

mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022

mayonnaise helicopter

An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.

Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.

by MayoCopter January 3, 2025

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024