I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015