puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
by Roger E November 11, 2007
Get the puerto rican credit card mug.

hot enough to fuck on credit

infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.
Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.
by Bobbyp45 October 23, 2017
Get the hot enough to fuck on credit mug.

third world credit card

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?
by Rizu 'D Gangxter' February 21, 2014
Get the third world credit card mug.
Last line in every episode of Nickelodeon's "Roundhouse", indicating (duh) that the show's over.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
Get the reprise the theme song and roll the credits mug.
When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
by How1dare1you September 02, 2018
Get the mom's credit card stealing trick mug.
Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
by John William Matson January 11, 2006
Get the Running the credit card and getting the receipt mug.