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commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.
(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW
by nevets_ January 19, 2024
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commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.
Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
by TimAtOak July 6, 2021
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Commit

I don't need to commit to women. You don't have the right to try and clamp down on my life to make a point about how men should have to commit to women. The fat cocks AREN'T committing to women and other men are raising their kids and feeding them with their taxes. You are fucking garbage and your slut daughter got her pussy-hole stretched by every fat-cock she interacted with and now you're trying to take it out on me.
Hym "Yeah, no, you aren't going to use me to make a point about how men need to commit to women. You'll pay for everything you used and if you don't you kids will die for it. You tried to cock block someone using his parent's emotional abuse. He threatened your kids over it. You used the threat as post hoc justification. I spoke out about it in a way you didn't like. You're trying to force me into compliance and make an example out of me. I won't allow it. I can and will guarantee that you some of your kids will die for it."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)
by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023
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