jaquan marcus

A man that will pay u 10 dollars to lick his black assets

Jaquan Marcus asked me to lick his black ass

by Jwnbahabs April 11, 2016

marcus holloway

MARCUS FROM WATCH DOGS 2 ISTHE BEST FICTIONAL BLACK MAN TO EVER WALK THIS FUCKING PLANET, HE SHUTS DOWN EVIL BILLIONAIRES, HE KILLS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

P1:I'm playing watch dogs 2
P2:DUDE US FUCKING MARCUS HOLLOWAY :0

by Mr.Bruhaps August 8, 2021

Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022

Marcus Langlee

A really skinny tall guy with a square head. He is well known to be the guy who never eats his food and rather eat fast for some reason. He always talks about anime but the anime he is refrencing he has never watched. But not all Marcus Langlees are like this, this is just the most common. Marcus Langlee can also be used to describe a guy who always talks about anime and never watched or watched very little the anime he is refencing. The orignal Marcus Langlee is the first ever person to be Pickleberried as that "word" did not exsist before he was shot in the back of the head by his friends in roblox. Most Marcus Langlees are also very cringe and make you want to die, they also like to pay to win in games and irl things. A Yashar (which is a unfunny gay furry) would be asked by many people where Marcus Langlee is and most Yashars will get mad and make furry noises.

I saw a wild Marcus Langlee in my house trying to kill me today.

Please help me I wrote a essay about how Marcus Langlees are worse than Yashars and Marcus Langlee fans started chasing me.

by 123457890- May 2, 2023

Marcus White

The big simp of all simps.

That guy always gets shot down by her, what a Marcus White lol.

by Baustin_DKC June 15, 2020

Marcus ruffel

A CUTE BOY WITH LUXURIOUS HIPS BOOTY AND RED CHEEKS Id love to slurp his penis on a good evening and i hope he would too. i want to take a bath in his lava pool of shit to feel on his JUICY BABY MARCUS RUFFEL

RAQUIS: Ima fuck the shit outta marcus ruffel

by aevfqvw April 29, 2022

marcus carter

A guy who wont admit he is gay but secretly is and doesn't want to come out of the closet

It's okay marcus carter no one will judge you <3

by Darth Vader1234567890 March 16, 2017