by saucepolo October 15, 2020
To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
by Batomilami July 26, 2011
by The only god FlexNugget October 18, 2019
Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.
by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012
by King H4rsh May 16, 2021
by I Want 2 Dye April 02, 2019
A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit
"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"
"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"
"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"
by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 02, 2009