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A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022
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persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋
I will have seggs with the Persian espider
by seb and elena January 19, 2021
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Horny persian

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!
by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021
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Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items
Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff
by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019
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Persian Pepper Spray

When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray
Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
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A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.
"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"
by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025
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Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”
by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023
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