Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.

by NordicNibba February 16, 2025

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape

Vikings are kinda 30% professional rapists

by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024

Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023