Tina Tuesday

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.

Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week

It’s tequila Tuesday Baby!

by Thatitbook March 1, 2022

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

oshos tuesday

A day full of hope, double rainbows, and sushi. Usually a recurring event every week where you ask a female on a date every Tuesday.

"I asked her out to oshos Tuesday and she said yes!"

by AShel88 December 23, 2013

lesbian tuesday

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!

hey emma, did you get the newports for lesbian tuesday?

by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

No Toxic Tuesday

No Toxic Tuesday is where every Tuesday everyone is nice to each other even though you should do that anyways no matter what day it is.

Hey guys, It’s No Toxic Tuesday be nice to each other.

by NewNeon September 5, 2020