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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Melissa 《¤》Gallo《¤》Is《¤》Ryu《¤》melIssa《¤》gaLlo《¤》iUs《¤》rYu《¤》melissA《¤》fumerO《¤》iS《¤》ryU《¤》mug. Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
Get the Melissamug. Melissa is a very beautiful girl whose beauty is beyond limits . If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her , she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .
Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .
Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
P1 : Dude yesterday i saw this beautiful girl she is so funny and kind i like her
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
by That sad boy November 23, 2021
Get the Melissamug. Melissa is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Melissa also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around . A truly amazing friend with a pure heart can be a bit rebellious at times! She always has a smile on her face and will cheer you up whenever you need! She knows when to crack a joke! She'll be ure BEST Friend and is very humerous! shes a stunner and truly beautiful!
by Miel93 November 22, 2021
Get the MELISSAmug. by hbd:) April 13, 2025
Get the Melissa Boosmug. He would be so lucky to be with Melissa
by Shittalksally June 2, 2023
Get the Melissamug. You are a bad bitch
You always gonna succeed
You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell
You always gonna succeed
You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell
by Teeny rec November 22, 2021
Get the Melissamug.