Sloth Master

One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.

A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.

A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.

Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
by Super Beast January 30, 2008
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Blem Masters

A collection of passionate marijuana smoking connoisseurs who have an appreciation for funny, trippy and straight belligerent times. They live by the herb and die by the herb. Also known as blemmers.
The Blem Masters would like to go on a blemmer trip to Amsterdam or Jamaica to get totally blemmed.
by blemmer June 19, 2010
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Cool Master

One who has mastered the art of being cool.
Sure, Julio stole the only girlfriend you've ever had but that's why he's the freakin' Cool Master
by Julio June 9, 2004
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Master Chiefer

The role of being the best at smoking weed in all types of ways. Having the ability to hold the most smoke in and take the fattest hits out of everyone in a smoke session.
Sheit, you dont know, Im the Master Chiefer in this bitch.

Cant nobody compete with this Master Chiefer.

Im the Master Chiefer, I can take a fatter rip than anyone!!!
by dcambyl44 October 19, 2010
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diff master

1. A person with way too many problems.
Reko is a diff master because he thinks his facebook account got deleted. It's always something new with that kid.
by JACit April 25, 2006
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Anus Master

One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits.
"Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"
by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010
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