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john madden

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A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.
Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
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Maddened

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verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences
"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."

"What happened?"

"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"

or

"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."

"What happened?"

"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."

or

"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."

"What happened?"

"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."

"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."
by pirate_falcon September 21, 2007
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Just made a play

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Just Made a Play/ Or go make a play. Is to go to someone that tryna buy weed or whatever your goin to sell. Goin to that person and makin the money. Goin to make a play.
"Just made a play" Is a street term used to sell

Ex.1 Joe Finna go make a play fo 500$

Ex.2 Yo you comin to make that play?
by FYN.JP June 18, 2017
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made of sex

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absolutely sexy, hot, attractive, or awesome.
something that turns a person on.
"Did you see that guy over there? He's definitely made of sex."

"Did you smell that cologne? It's made of sex."
by Mr. Spaz August 6, 2008
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Maddie

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Maddie has one of the wildest personalities once you get to know her. She is beautiful of course, but she is unique once you get to know her more.
Guy 1: “Dude maddie and I played a 1v1 and she destroyed me.”
Guy 2: “Ha bro she us passionate about every sport.”
by name hacks 101 August 18, 2019
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Considering nowadays you can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who will say "that's what she said," you now have the most appropriate response to it ever. "And I made her say it." Perfect. Presto. It just works. Not only does it diffuse an annoying "thats what she said" moment, but it also puts the ball into your court permanently, because the idiot saying it really doesn't have a response to counter it. Go on, don't be shy, try it today! It's risk free! Unless of course you're stupid.
Good time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude did you take that math test?"
Bro2 "Yea man it was sooo harddddd!"
Bro1 "Bro huhhahhaha....thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Niiiiiceeeee"

Bad time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude, I got high yesterday!!"
Bro2 "Is that all?
Bro1 "Hah! Thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Fail."
by comediclaughterje December 13, 2010
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My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
by thexug October 1, 2021
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