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Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas
by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Melissa

Willing to travel the country for dick
by Zoom19 April 30, 2022
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Melissa

she's an amazing girlfreind if you treat her right. she can be scary but once you get to know her she is amazing and understanding and she will always be there for you. while she may be not the smartest she is so sweet and I feel bad for anyone that doesn't have a Melissa in their life.
person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
by I've had a stroke May 30, 2021
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Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party
This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some
by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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