lmao

lmao means “laugh my ass off”

Friend: two tomatoes walked across the street and one of them got hit by a car, so the other tomato says: come on ketchup let’s go!
Me: lmao
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: laughing my ass off

by McDonald’s.my.love November 5, 2020

Lmao

Formerly meaning "Laughing My Ass Off" but now it's just another overused word, thanks to those emo bitches that like spamming it.

Emo Bitch 1: LMAO LMAO LMAO anxiety and depression and memes lmao!
Emo Bitch 2: I can't wait to go home and cut myself while listening to mumble rap!

by TehKeyboardKrasher May 21, 2019

Lmao

Launch missals at orphanages

what do you do for fun?
Oh I lmao.

by Anonymous 188888 September 5, 2021

Lmao

Stands for “Laugh My Ass Off”. It is used when something is really funny. It’s similar to “rotfl”

Them: That was so funny!

Me: I know! Lmao!

by Jelly_Mango_Sauce September 10, 2020

Lmao

Losing.My.Anus.Ohshit

Wife: Hey honey, I’m “LMAO”!

Bob: What’s so funny?

by Hmmmmmmmoofreeeeeeeeee May 16, 2018

Lmao

L-et M-e A-ssault O-rally, be careful if someone says this to you!

Random creepy guy that likes radiohead too much: "LMAOOO"
girl: "omg why would you say that?"

by Joseph_2002 March 3, 2021

Lmao

Laughing my ass off

I was lmao as soon as nog ops came out on Fortnite

by yxng gangst3r December 10, 2018