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Past-life PTSD

(ie. PLPTSD or post-death traumatic stress disorder (PDTSD)

Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.

(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life PTSD: He had witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured/displayed by the vile barbarians, in a forest clearing, within The Teutoburg Forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he had continously experienced symptoms of PTSD (e.g. self-harm, suicidal thoughts, repeated flashbacks, paranoid delusions, prolonged grief, rage outbursts, trauma-related stimuli avoidance, etc.), even beyond death/in his next-life.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 7, 2022
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The opposite of #FFL. These people have given up; an apparent lack of self-care; do not dedicate time to self-maintenence and health
That couple really let themselves go after they got married. I’ll bet they’re not even attracted to each other anymore because they are not fuckable for life (#NFFL)
by Dr. Blabby June 18, 2022
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Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right
by Damien T. May 30, 2022
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
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Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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wolves life 3

a Roblox wolf game made by shyfoox. ranked in popularity in 2018 after the map update then it died down and made its way back up in 2020 averaging around 2k daily players. Currently in 2023, it’s lucky to get 100 averaging. Usually people use ;-;, UwU, or - at the end of sentences, aka cornballs. A lot of online dating happens within this game, and if you don’t have dragon game pass you will be bullied.
player 1: wanna play wolves life 3?

player 2: hell nah dawg that game has cornball furries in it
by theballfondlerette June 3, 2023
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