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I did an Emma

Falling over, breaking a bone etc by doing a basic task that normal people don’t injur themselves over.
“I did an Emma” said after one has injured themselves due to clumsiness and lack of spatial awareness
by Dibblydob June 30, 2022
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I GOTTA SHIT

Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.
"MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY CLEETUS, I GOTTA SHIT"
by Jaquandious November 21, 2022
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i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh
but i lava you :)
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i have a gun

Most commonly used in schools

Mainly used in american schools
Kid: " I have a gun"
Teacher: " we live in america"
by popmaxei May 4, 2022
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I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.
"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022
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i vibe here

A Roleplay action typically done in games in the same vein of After the Flash, used by Roleplayers that are so uncreative and barebones that they literally cannot come up with a better way of writing: "My character stood in (location)" It's the passive version of i slug his jaw.

If anyone uses said action, they will usually be extremely boring to Roleplay with. If not almost always roleplays as a perfect version of themselves and flexing their above 100WPM. Speedtypers, Melvins, and general bottom tier After the Flash Roleplayers unite under this overdone and depressingly vague action.
i vibe here
by MemphisMafia March 9, 2022
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I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...
animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET
by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022
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