by m marlow May 20, 2024
Get the mexican tie and twist mug.Shit in a Sheila’s cunt, fuck her, then pull it out, let the shit dry around your cock before you continue to fuck her until you cum. You remove the cum filled shit cover off your cock and press over the opening to close it. Refrigerator for an hour then serve. Thust resulting in a Mexican snooker doodle or milky bar
Hey Pete did you hear about Stacey?
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy
by Vinderskidz September 7, 2023
Get the Mexican snicker doodle mug.American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021
Get the Mexican French mug.by Passdadrip June 5, 2023
Get the Porch Mexican mug.While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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