A tit wank, with shit as lube!
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
Get the Sausage bap, with brown sauce mug.At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
Get the Sausage bap, with red sauce mug.by skamteborder February 18, 2026
Get the Awkward Sauce mug.To be or pertain to absolutely ridiculous notions, perhaps somewhat unnerving. An expression of utter shock; typically accompanied by a fay or restrained sillybilly composure.
Did you hear that the US cruecny is going to be based in ice cream sundays?
Dude, that's cookoo-banana-sauce.
Dude, that's cookoo-banana-sauce.
by Buttfaced bob February 20, 2026
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