michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.

Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.

by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick

I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning

by bigdick51 November 22, 2021

Michael Sofos

Internet and movie star Michael Sofos is an inspiration to many. Known for playing Costa in my Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Mr. Sofos has since retired and has since taken up dirt biking

"My favorite actor is Michael Sofos!"

by MichaelSofoslover2 May 9, 2022

michael conway

that guy who used to be so annoying in middle school but is now becoming the biggest fuckboy in high school

Person 1: Yo remember that annoying kid in 6th grade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway

by im a hoe for u January 16, 2020