urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
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Where small children come to write stupid meanings to stupid words..
"Urban Dictionary is the worst site ever"
by GoKYScunt December 16, 2016
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The urban dictionary. The website your on right now (I shocked you didn’t I)
Guys, I found a cool work on the Urban Dictionary.”
by OMGACATWEARINGAHAT October 22, 2022
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a website that (i think) was intended for people to share slang and funny words they made up but now it's just something about sex and everyone has horibal speling and really need Grammarly.
me: types "shark" in urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
by DATBOOMGUY April 02, 2020
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A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.
Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.

Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"

Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!
by jerseyboijulius June 27, 2018
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