CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!

OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.

"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"

by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

Thats two on me

A way of taking accountability when u mess up

Sorry for ripping briss on ur lawn, thats two on me

by pradeshparamesh August 10, 2022

Two fingers up

meaning you're extremely gay

"she raises two fingers up✌🏼"
"you gay? i support"

two fingers up means that y r gay

by fluttershit August 18, 2022

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022