vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

smol bean

my boyfriend

idK HE Is A SmoL BEaN

by bts.thanGs011 May 6, 2018

frotle bean

an ugly person who resembles a bean, a frog, and turtle!! :))

Look!! There’s a frotle bean!!

by Lexiloowho:p May 19, 2018

smol bean

tyler joseph

omg look at this smol bean

by asdfghjkl_im_trash May 27, 2018

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018