The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.

Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.

by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis

Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl

by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021