Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021

National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April

Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

by deznu1s October 20, 2021

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

by Madlad420 February 17, 2020

National slap your tallest friends booty day

on this day, you slap your tallest friends booty

today is november which is national slap your tallest friends booty day i slapped a booty

and it jiggled.

by Big Booty B!tch October 31, 2019

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011