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Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.
by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021
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charli may

Charlis have long greasy hair with a lingering smell of old sock dust. She has a severe addiction to pum pum/vaginal canals that hasn’t been washed in 3 weeks or more. (extra flavour)
i love people who like pum pum as much as charli may”
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26th of may

Oh its 26th of may, come here baby girl
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May 21

U know what day it is today it’s may 21
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dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride
At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU
by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022
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May 11

hey it's may 11, whip out yo titty day
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May 20

Joe: Its may 20
Gregory: Its his birthday we should totally give him head
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