Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

May 13

National send a titty pic day

Bf:hey you know what day it is
Gf: what?
Bf: may 13,national send a titty pic day
Gf: okay here you go

by Urbantry May 12, 2022

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022

May 27th

Kiss a girl named lexi day

“Today is may 27th, did you make sure to kiss lexi today?”

by Lexi's boyfriend😁 May 18, 2022

May 18

It’s national hood your gf/bf in a hug for a long time 😁 and then Idefk be romantic

Yo gurl 😏, May 18

by BenDoverBBgurl May 8, 2023

May 12th

National Tall Appreciation Day

Person 1: hey it's may 12th.
Person 2: oh yeah you're right well I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you.

by Lost&MainlyAfraid May 12, 2023

Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019