Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

dead

my dog

april 16th 2018 - august 31st 2020

i miss you mika

you're dead but i wish you could come back home

by свитер October 24, 2020

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

Dead ting

Twiggy

When you see a boy who likes twiggy the girls tell him that she’s a dead ting

by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019

Dwl (dead with laugh)

Dead with laugh is an equivalent of lol used in Jamaica. Both are equally used to represent laughing in an exaggerated manner.

Abbreviation in text dwl
Not used in speech.

Origin: dying from laughter

Could you tell me a joke from your country?

Sure!
Jamaican teacher to student:

Peter, use the word dandelion in a sentence

Peter: Miss the cheetah is faster dan de lion. Dwl (dead with laugh)

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021

dead like yeh

A saying said almost every thirty seconds by a little bitch named IRV

Irv stop saying dead like YeH

by Pickles4eva December 6, 2021

Very dead

A horror movie/game character who you can already tell will die horribly.

Character: I'll be right back
Me eating cheerios out of the bag: Oh hell nah she very dead

by Kali but epic November 10, 2021