cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Beans

My dick

Person 1 : Insert your beans into my hole

Person 2: okay daddy

by sisNo March 8, 2020

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020

BEAN

Adjective:// synonym for ‘space cadet’/to describe someone who is somewhat spaced out/ not mentally coherent in conversation

Paul-“On a scale of one to bean how stoned are you”

Hunter-“ MR Bean”

by Ringbone9 March 16, 2020

Shorty Bean

The first stage of talking to someone you want to grow with.

This my shorty bean right here.
I miss my lil shorty bean.

by ItsJordanDuhhhh March 19, 2020

Smol Bean

Someone who is soft hearted and is appreciated lots

Jayne is a Smol Bean

by Bipyortsweirdquestions March 20, 2020

moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020