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Shit

Are you really that board and dead inside to search up shit in the urban dictionary? Well im here to help. 1. Get some help. 2. Make some friends. And 3. Get something to do in life PLEASE your life depends on it look at your dog he’s slowley dying while you have been on urban dictionary for 3 hours. GET SOME HELP!!
1. shit my dog is dying
2. Shit i dont have a life
by I like yo cut g 👋🏻🥔 November 21, 2020
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Shit

Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.

Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???
"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"

"No Morgans shit at replying"

In conclusion, Morgan=Shit
by Ddom12 November 26, 2017
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Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it
Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.
by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019
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shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
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Shit

describes most people's life
by somepsychoassbitchig March 19, 2019
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shit

acronym with same meaning as tgiaf. "Sorry honey, it's Thursday"
TGIF?
No, TGIAF, or SHIT.
by monabonejakon October 17, 2017
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Shit

“Hey Jim I gotta take a shit... Quick!! Get out.”

“Hey I’m playing fortnite too here.”
by AijazGaming September 10, 2019
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